Classic Mattresses

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"Impressive eh, this individual peed so much on their bed that over time it actually burnt a hole right through it."

 

"This mattress had so much blood on it that we theorized someone had been shot on it."

 

"If we didn't know the story behind this mattress we would have had to call the police. We have never seen so much blood on a mattress before. It's the leading contender for the worst mattress we've ever seen."

 

'This mattress came wrapped in a black plastic bag, when we opened it we knew why. The owner left deposits for us that were projected from both ends of their body."

 
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"Welcome to our life, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew and can’t process them as fast as there coming in." "There gone now though Mr. EPA"

 
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"This fabric tells a sad story, it came off a old mattress and features the skyline of New York that will never be seen again."

 
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"I wonder if Dennis Lillee remembers endorsing this bed? We should try and sell this on ebay under sports memorabilia."

 
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"This mattress was picked up at an elderly citizens hospital. Imagine what was going through our drivers head when he had to pick it up"?

 
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"This mattress label was quite ok in the 1960’s"?

 

"How about this? A pair of PJ’s made of old mattress fabric. They were made for an exhibition by Julie Shields. Here’s a link to her web site and more PJ’s"

   

"The window display of Mattress made PJ’s"

   

"This is what happens when you compact a mattress with a bike, this bike is actually now part of the mattress and protrudes through to the other side."

   

"We don’t know the origin of this mattress but we can take a guess!!!!! Why in the hell would you have a round bed????"

   

"Does your mattress look like this?"

 

"These are some of the things we find inside mattresses. Click on image to enlarge."

 

"Some people will try anything once?."

 

"Employee of the month, Arron, has a bit of the Tom Hanks (Wilson) castaway thing happening here…"

 

"I’ll get through these. “I think I can, I know I can, I think I can, I know I can, etc, etc.."

 

"This fantastic picture was on the underside of an old mattress base."